annmarcellino:

Mother of dragons

if you’re having a bad day just remember that someone somewhere is making dildos in a factory

so my best friends Amazing Overlord Jenna and the less amazing tori—or tiro i don’t remember her name oh well—and I are making those apple lattice things and they be lookin’ FOINE

i’m a butthead ;9

poop

i just had phanal in the back of toris car

im a giant turd  burger who doesn’t know how to entertain three people and i suck at carving apples

that is all 

starkbenjen:

No matter what is beyond my control, nothing will ever make me less than a woman. I am and will always be a powerful woman.

James T. Kirk

4dele:

untitled by esther jung on Flickr.

just doing a little bit of naked blogging after the shower before my friends come over and I’ll feel obliged to wear clothes again…

Episode One: The Sass Begins